Broadbandit
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| Broadbandit | |
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| Class | Wi-fi Thief |
| Habitat | Anywhere with internet connectivity |
| Description | Lives for the thrill of mooching off your internet |
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| Boss Type | Above-Ground |
| Part Level | Level 1–2 |
The Broadbandit is a boss-monster. When crossing paths with this beast, fight bravely using as many internet connected devices as possible, preferably those connected by an CAT6 cord to a T3 connection, or better. Constantly travels and desperate for true love. All he wants is to be hugged back. This is a tough foe! You've been warned.
Mini-Broadbandit
The Mini-Broadbandit, is a clone of the Broadbandit. The Broadbandit, having watched Austin Powers as a young bandit, idolized Dr. Evil. And so, he came up with his own form of mini me. Despite being pint-sized, the Mini-Broadbandit is just as fierce.
In some cases he may actually even be more fierce and super agile. His small frame allows him to maneuver around quickly and annoy heroes. If you have a pet, it would be best to have it go against him. But if you must go against this for, trap him in a spacesuit and then you can send him off into space.
Attributes
Strengths
- Very tech-savvy
- His hugs are stronger than the average computer shut-in
- Can and will introduce your hero to this fun little zpg game, thus creating a paradox that will wipe the hero from existence
Weaknesses
- Encrypted connections
- Gets sulky when refused to be hugged back
- Is weakened when not around wi-fi
- Hasn't seen sunlight in at least 48 hours
