Boss-Monsters of Godville| Broadbandit |
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| Class |
Wi-fi Thief |
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| Habitat |
Anywhere with internet connectivity |
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| Description |
Lives for the thrill of mooching off your internet |
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| Boss |
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| Boss Type |
Above-Ground |
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The Broadbandit is a boss-monster. When crossing paths with this beast, fight bravely using as many internet connected devices as possible, preferably those connected by an CAT6 cord to a T3 connection, or better.
Constantly travels and desperate for true love. All he wants is to be hugged back.
This is a tough foe! You've been warned.
Attributes
Strengths
- Very tech-savvy
- His hugs are stronger than the average computer shut-in
- Can and will introduce your hero to this fun little zpg game, thus creating a paradox that will wipe the hero from existence
Weaknesses
- Encrypted connections
- Gets sulky when refused to be hugged back
- Is weakened when not around wi-fi
- Hasn't seen sunlight in at least 48 hours
