Welcome to the BridgeBurners
Formed as a special forces unit in Emperor Steven Eriksons Malazan army, we carry out the wishes of the emperor and his trusted Adjunct Ian Esslemont in their struggle to take over the world and then leave everything the way it is. Don't worry their extreme ambition and world class laziness have left many a grunt like you totally confused, but we didn't hire you to think anyway way.
So what are you waiting for, you remember your training grab something sharp and pointy and go stab something... ouch not me you idiot something out there in the wilds or if you must go stabby on a person go to the arena. Man we really didn't hire you to think did we.