Bragon

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Monsters of Godville
Bragon
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The Bragon is a formidable, towering beast capable of destroying entire mountains. At least, that's what they want you to believe. In reality, they are tiny creatures that live in their parents' basement but keep saying that they're "saving up to buy a house". They typically spend most of their time watching anime, such as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and cuddling with their body pillow. When they do go out, however, they are loud, obnoxious, and do their very best to tell you how successful they are at life. When confronted with this, they either laugh it off or completely freak out and retreat to their parents' basement for the rest of their lives. Bragons, if confronted privately, will often do whatever they can to buy the hero's silence.