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Bella Rebe
Champion of the God: Sand Devil
Personality: pure good
Gender: Female
Level: 54
Motto: The devil in the details.
Guild: Legion of the Dead
Guild Rank: Heirarch
Wins / Losses: 80 / 84
Temple Completion Date: September 17, 2018
Ark Completion Date: 28.9%
Current Savings: 1M 367K
Pet Type: Bipolar Bear
Pet Name: Sooba
Pet Level: 26
Pet Personality: Superb
Pet Healing Count: 4


  • Created 2018 January 18 (2810 g.e.)
  • 2019 January 18 12:09 PM (3175 g.e.) Got a free meal in the tavern, free access to the bar and a birthday cake. Happy birthday to me!

Notoriety

Ideabox News

  • 2018 September 14 (3049 g.e.)

    Having lost his limbo stick, GodSand Devil  is making the most of his imagination.

  • 2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.)

    GodSand Devil : leader in innovative ideas since... yesterday.

  • 2018 December 14 (3140 g.e.)

    Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to GodSand Devil . Applause!

Famous Heroes

2018 August 3 (3007 g.e.) - Bella Rebe — 40th-level adventurer, member of the Legion of the Dead guild, with the motto “The devil in the details.”, stands at the 182nd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god GodSand Devil . The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

God Voice

!Hero Chronicles

2018 July 28 (3001 g.e.) 01:27 PM Omnipotent One, I just became aware that your saying, “Happy 3000 days and anniversary to Godville and happy celebrations to all!”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
2018 August 3 (3007 g.e.) 03:05 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “Don’t ever give me up. Don’t ever let me down.”, Luminous One! You’re front page news!
2018 August 6 (3010 g.e.) 08:16 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Most Righteous One!
2018 August 30 (3034 g.e.) 08:21 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now send me GP!”, Omnipotent One!
2018 September 04 (3039 g.e.) 08:05 PM Almighty, I just became aware that your saying, "The Dark Side lies! There are no cookies.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.

2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 12:05 PM Was watching the night sky when suddenly giant letters appeared. Slowly scrolling up, they said, “Did anyone else see a roadrunner being chased by a coyote?.
2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 01:06 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “Did anyone else see a roadrunner being chased by a coyote?”, Omnipotent One! You're front page news!

2018 October 26 (3091 g.e.) 01:07 PM I yelled “The devil in the details.” on the mountaintops, but the echoes came back as “Visit Beerburgh, see the sights, get some pictures, try the beer!.
2018 October 26 (3091 g.e.) 02:16 PM Mighty One, you won't believe this! I've just heard a choir singing a song with the words “Visit Beerburgh, see the sights, get some pictures, try the beer!” in it. I guess you're getting famous and godpowerful!

2018 November 20 (3116 g.e.) 11:08 AM The words of my deity, “What does a guy got to do, to get a little gp over here?” flowed from my mouth, leaving a special aftertaste.
2018 November 20 (3116 g.e.) 12:16 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “What does a guy got to do, to get a little gp over here?.” T-shirts. You're getting famous, Exalted One!

2018 November 21 (3117) 12:46 PM Found a note saying “Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I am thankful for Godville and the fun people I have met.”. Also found a blue pen.
2018 November 21 (3117) 01:53 PM Luminous One, I just became aware that your saying, “Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I am thankful for Godville and the fun people I have met.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.

2018 November 25 (3121 g.e.) 07:45 PM You know, Omnipotent One, it looks like people are passing your saying, “One a pence, two a pence... what's a pence?”, around as a prayer. Isn't that great?

2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 10:06 AM A gust of wind lifted me off the ground, and as it swirled around me, it whispered “Does anyone know where I can find the tavern that serves gods?.” Almighty, I could really have done without the acorn to the eye.
2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 11:16 AM You know, Omnipotent One, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Does anyone know where I can find the tavern that serves gods?”, around as a prayer. Isn't that great?

2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 11:44 AM A relatively large snowflake fell into the palm of my hand. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to read “Looking for snipes requires much patience and being able to stay awake..”
2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 12:47 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “Looking for snipes requires much patience and being able to stay awake.”, Exalted One!

2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 01:40 PM Found a floating bottle with a message inside that read: “Has anyone seen a bag of marbles? I would hate to admit to losing them.”
2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 02:45 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “Has anyone seen a bag of marbles? I would hate to admit to losing them”, Exalted One! You're front page news!

2019 January 18 (3175 g.e.) 04:55 PM You know, Almighty, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear me... where is my cake?”, around as a prayer. Isn't that great?

Temple

!Bible of Sand Devil
2018 September 17 (3052 g.e.) 07:31 AM Upon reaching your temple, my Lord, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Sooba soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?

Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

Achievements

  • Favorite, Honored - 2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.)
  • Builder, 1st rank - 2018 September 17 (3052 g.e.) 07:31 AM
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank - 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.)
  • Careerist, 2nd rank - 2018 October 29 (3094 g.e.)
  • Hunter, 2nd rank - 2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.)
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank - 2018 October 02 (3067 g.e.) 10:58 AM
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank - 2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.)

Guilds

Legion of the Dead

  • 2018 June 16 (2959 g.e.) 08:35 AM Found someone who allowed me to join Legion of the Dead . Hi, fellows!
Fan: 2018 Jun 16 (2959 g.e.) Intern: 2018 Jun 17 (2960 g.e.) Recruit: 2018 Jun 19 (2962 g.e.)
Follower: 2018 Jun 24 (2967 g.e.) Master: 2018 Jul 4 (2977 g.e.) Chief Master: 2018 Jul 21 (2994 g.e.)
Advisor: 2018 Aug 15 (3019 g.e.) Grand Master: 2018 Sep 14 (3049 g.e.) Cardinal: 2018 Oct 29 (3094 g.e.)
Hierarch: 2019 Jan 2 (3159 g.e.)

The Dark Unicorns

Fan: 2018 Jan 29 (2821 g.e.) Intern: 2018 Jan 30 (2822 g.e.) Recruit: 2018 Feb 1 (2824 g.e.)
Follower: 2018 Feb 6 (2829 g.e.) Master: 2018 Feb 16 (2839 g.e.) Chief Master: 2018 Mar 5 (2856 g.e.)
Advisor: 2018 Mar 30 (2881 g.e.) Grand Master: 2018 Apr 29 (2911 g.e.) Cardinal: 2018 Jun 13 (2956 g.e.)

Pets

Sooba

  • Sooba - Sweet and devoted pets, though tend to rely on being cute as a distraction rather than being of any use, they make good paper weights.
  • bipolar bear
  • Levels
 1) 2018 July 27 (3000 g.e.)  2) 2018 July 28 (3001 g.e.)  3) 2018 July 30 (3003 g.e.)
 4) 2018 August 1 (3005 g.e.)  5) 2018 August 4 (3008 g.e.)  6) 2018 August 7 (3011 g.e.)
 7) 2018 August 9 (3013 g.e.)  8) 2018 August 15 (3019 g.e.)  9) 2018 August 19 (3023 g.e.)
10) 2018 August 23 (3027 g.e.) 11) 2018 August 29 (3033 g.e.)[sooba 1] 12) 2018 September 7 (3042 g.e.)
13) 2018 September 14 (3049 g.e.) 14) 2018 September 25 (3060 g.e.) 15) 2018 October 01 (3066 g.e.)
16) 2018 October 10 (3075 g.e.)[sooba 2] 17) 2018 October 15 (3080 g.e.) 18) 2018 October 24 (3089 g.e.)
19) 2018 November 1 (3097 g.e.)[sooba 3] 20) 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 21) 2018 November 19 (3115 g.e.)
22) 2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 23) 2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 24) 2018 December 20 (3146 g.e.)
25) 2018 December 31 (3157 g.e.)[sooba 4] 26) 2019 January 10 (3167 g.e.)

Notes

  1. Died 2018 August 31 (3035 g.e.) resurrected 2018 September 2 (3037 g.e.)
  2. Died 2018 October 12 (3077 g.e.) resurrected 2018 October 13 (3078 g.e.)
  3. Died 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) resurrected 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.)
  4. Died 2019 January 10 (3167 g.e.) resurrected 2019 January 10 (3167 g.e.)
!Sooba's Adventures

2018 July 28 (3001 g.e.) 06:39 AM After such a glorious battle with the Bipolar Bear I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Sooba, let’s go questing!

2018 August 31 (3035 g.e.) 04:01 PM The Quackamole raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sooba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sooba was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
2018 September 02 (3037 g.e.) 09:26 PM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Sooba, instantly bringing my beloved bipolar bear back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 4621 coins anyway. Oh Sooba, how I’ve missed you!
2018 October 12 (3077 g.e.) 09:19 PM The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sooba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sooba was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
2018 October 13 (3078 g.e.) 03:44 AM I spent 6857 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Sooba!
2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 01:45 PM The Battlesheep raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sooba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sooba was knocked out by the impact of the monster's carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don't bring him back to his senses in time, he'll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 02:56 PM I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Sooba!
2019 January 10 (3167 g.e.) 09:29 PM Just as the Powerless Ranger was about to finish me off, Sooba gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He's been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I'll heal you, my brave, loyal bipolar bear, if it's the last thing I ever do!
2019 January 10 (3167 g.e.)10:09 PM I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Sooba!

2018 September 07 (3042 g.e.) 08:58 PM (12) As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Sooba began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
2018 September (3049 g.e.) 14 02:00 PM (13) Sooba jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
2018 September 17 (3052 g.e.) 06:00 AM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Sooba coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Sooba belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
2018 September 25 (3060 g.e.) 10:11 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Sooba began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can't leveling up be this impressive for me?
2018 October 1 (3066 g.e.) 04:25 PM Sooba glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.
2018 October 10 (3075 g.e.) 03:45 PM My bipolar bear spun himself a cocoon, then instantly emerged from it looking slightly bigger. Stop showing off, Sooba!
2018 October 15 (3080 g.e.) 09:15 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Sooba suddenly reached the next level. He's not going to overtake me, is he?
2018 October 24 (3089 g.e.) 01:44 PM Sooba just shed his skin! Wait, does a bipolar bear do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now
2018 November 1 (3097 g.e.) 11:45 PM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Sooba began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. My Lord, why can't leveling up be this impressive for me?
2018 November 18 (3114) 11:40 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Sooba suddenly reached the next level. He's not going to overtake me, is he?
2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 09:14 AM As Sooba began to glow and grow, fleas jumped off his fur and performed an elaborate celebratory dance number. Why don't my fleas do that when I level up?
2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 10:47 PM Sooba was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!

Cupil

Sun Dog

  • Cupil - Not the misspelling of a flying naked boy shooting arrows all over the place, but the name of a companion fabled to possess the ability to transform into various weapons to help out its master. Often given to pets who are jacks of all trades.

Nibbler

Rocky Raccoon

  • Nibbler - Masquerades as an innocent, cute, and unintelligent pet, but in rare circumstances it breaks its undercover identity and becomes super-intelligent, equipped with unique technology, and exhibits strange supernatural abilities.

Levels

 1) 2018 January 18 (2810 g.e.)  2)  3)
40) 2018 July 31 (3004 g.e.) 41) 2018 August 11 (3015 g.e.) 42) 2018 August 27 (3031 g.e.)
43) 2018 September 03 (3038 g.e.) 44) 2018 September 15 (3050 g.e.) 45) 2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.)
46) 2018 October 07 (3072 g.e.) 47) 2018 October 19 (3084 g.e.) 48) 2018 October 31 (3096 g.e.)
49) 2018 November 11 (3107 g.e.) 50) 2018 November 23 (3119 g.e.) 51) 2018 December 06 (3132 g.e.)
52) 2018 December 19 (3145 g.e.) 53) 2018 December 28 (3154 g.e.) 54) 2019 January 8 (3165 g.e.)

Dungeon Adventures

1) 2018 September 18 (3053 g.e.) 02:13 PM 2) 2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 10:16 AM
3) 2018 September 20 (3055 g.e.) 08:09 AM 8) 2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 12:13 PM
4) 2018 September 21 (3056 g.e.) 08:52 AM 10) 2018 September 29 (3064 g.e.) 04:27 PM
5) 2018 September 22 (3057 g.e.) 06:22 AM 11) 2018 September 30 (3065 g.e.) 07:59 AM
6) 2018 September 23 (3058 g.e.) 03:20 PM 13) 2018 October 2 (3067 g.e.) 10:58 AM
7) 2018 September 24 (3059 g.e.) 10:14 AM 15) 2018 October 5 (3070 g.e.) 02:39 PM
9) 2018 September 28 (3063 g.e.) 06:24 AM 20) 2018 October 10 (3075 g.e.) 07:59 AM
12) 2018 October 1 (3066 g.e.) 12:11 PM 22) 2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.) 09:40 AM
14) 2018 October 3 (3068 g.e.) 08:17 AM 23) 2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 10:45 AM
16) 2018 October 6 (3071 g.e.) 09:48 AM 24) 2018 October 19 (3084 g.e.) 2:59 PM
17) 2018 October 7 (3072 g.e.) 04:37 PM 26) 2018 October 27 (3092 g.e.) 9:09 PM
18) 2018 October 8 (3073 g.e.) 10:14 PM 27) 2018 October 30 (3095 g.e.) 9:35 AM
19) 2018 October 9 (3074 g.e.) 07:28 AM 28) 2018 November 2 (3098 g.e.) 11:45 AM
21) 2018 October 12 (3077 g.e.) 10:33 AM 30) 2018 November 5 (3101 g.e.) 12:16 PM
25) 2018 October 22 (3087 g.e.) 11:14 AM 32) 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 8:00 AM
29) 2018 November 3 (3099 g.e.) 7:49 PM 35) 2018 November 13 (3109 g.e.) 02:44 PM
31) 2018 November 7 (3103 g.e.) 1:09 PM 38) 2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.) 07:21 AM
33) 2018 November 9 (3105 g.e.) 8:25 AM 39) 2018 November 17 (3113 g.e.) 09:08 AM
34) 2018 November 12 (3108 g.e.) 2:59 PM 44) 2018 November 24 (3120 g.e.) 7:35 PM
36) 2018 November 14 (3110 g.e.) 10:40 AM 46) 2018 November 26 (3122 g.e.) 11:35 AM
37) 2018 November 14 (3110 g.e.) 10:07 PM 48) 2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 8:07 AM
40) 2018 November 19 (3115 g.e.) 10:43 AM 49) 2018 November 29 (3125 g.e.) 11:38 AM
41) 2018 November 20 (3116 g.e.) 3:33 PM 51) 2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 10:28 AM
42) 2018 November 21 (3117 g.e.) 1:15 PM 53) 2018 December 4 (3130 g.e.) 08:42 AM
43) 2018 November 23 (3119 g.e.) 10:55 PM 54) 2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 08:04 AM
45) 2018 November 25 (3121 g.e.) 8:12 AM 59) 2018 December 8 (3133 g.e.) 6:45 PM
47) 2018 November 27 (3123 g.e.) 8:44 AM 61) 2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 12:37 PM
50) 2018 December 2 (3128 g.e.) 1:28 PM 62) 2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 08:21 AM
52) 2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 8:02 PM 64) 2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 10:34 AM
55) 2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 6:57 PM
56) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 8:34 AM
57) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 02:46 PM
58) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 9:17 PM
60) 2018 December 9 (3135 g.e.) 9:50 PM
63) 2018 December 12 (3138 g.e.) 9:17 AM
65) 2018 December 14 (3140 g.e.) 11:16 AM

Raider 3

1) 2018 September 18 (3053 g.e.) 02:13 PM 2) 2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 10:16 AM
3) 2018 September 20 (3055 g.e.) 08:09 AM 8) 2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 12:13 PM
4) 2018 September 21 (3056 g.e.) 08:52 AM 10) 2018 September 29 (3064 g.e.) 04:27 PM
5) 2018 September 22 (3057 g.e.) 06:22 AM 11) 2018 September 30 (3065 g.e.) 07:59 AM
6) 2018 September 23 (3058 g.e.) 03:20 PM 13) 2018 October 2 (3067 g.e.) 10:58 AM
7) 2018 September 24 (3059 g.e.) 10:14 AM
9) 2018 September 28 (3063 g.e.) 06:24 AM
12) 2018 October 1 (3066 g.e.) 12:11 PM
!Hero Chronicles

2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 09:57 AM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 09:59 AM Notes from the dungeon: Bella Rebe, Dulin and Shadyp are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 10:16 AM Not knowing what they are doing, the heroes move to the north. As the party pulls the rope in the middle of the room, a great amount of treasure falls in front of them. Score!
2018 September 19 (3054 g.e.) 10:16 AM The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 9398 gold coins, a log for the ark, a conversation starter, a knit-picking kit, a whine decanter and an ACME monster trap. Dulin gets 9419 coins, a log for the ark, an eye of the beholder, a boss monster's paycheck, a book of dungeon etiquette and an ideabox survival guide. Shadyp gets 9251 coins, a log for the ark, a real piece of work, an achieve mint, a long idea shortener and a creative license.

2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 11:23 A.M Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 11:27 A.M Notes from the dungeon: Going down, down, down... Akane Phoenix, Owwl, Lawly, Super L-user and Bella Rebe find themselves in a chamber deep beneath the earth.
2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 12:13 A.M Hunching their backs under the will of their gods, the heroes move to the south. Bella Rebe opens the treasury door and an avalanche of gold sweeps the cheering party off their feet.
2018 September 27 (3062 g.e.) 12:13 A.M The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Owwl puts 13218 gold coins, a log for the ark, a Godville Admin bobblehead, an abracadabacus, a crazy train ticket, a trust tissue and a paradigm shifter in her pockets. Super L-user puts 13282 coins, a log for the ark, a long idea shortener, a praystation, an Easter egg detector, a mole detector and a subplot thickener in his pockets. Bella Rebe puts 12977 gold coins, a log for the ark, a Tesla coil, a boss monster's paycheck, a heart of gold, a Godville Admin bobblehead and a chrono trigger in her pockets. Akane Phoenix and Lawly left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8772 coins in total as a consolation prize.

2018 September 28 (3063 g.e.) 5:38 PM Shivering from dampness, Bbqsalmon, Bella Rebe, Dillxxxdozer, Bend0ver and Goofy carefully step down into a dungeon.
2018 September 28 (3063 g.e.) 6:24 PM Following the divine compass, the heroes amble tentatively to the south. All the remaining bosses from the dungeon show up to congratulate the adventurers for finding the treasure. What a finish!
2018 September 28 (3063 g.e.) 6:24 PM The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bbqsalmon gets 9308 coins, a log for the ark, a developmental tissue, a boss monster's paycheck, a portable photon generator and the key to happiness. Bella Rebe gets 9403 coins, a log for the ark, an astral projector, a teleportrait, a king's bounty and a déjà voodoo doll. Dillxxxdozer gets 9413 gold coins, a log for the ark, a missing link, an ambiance fluxuator, a freeze flame and a root of all evil. Bend0ver gets 9307 gold coins, a log for the ark, a beryllium sphere, an Enigma machine, a perpetual entropy generator and a pearl of wisdom. Goofy gets 9011 coins, a log for the ark, a psionic tonic, a non-metal detector, a chipped golden brick and an eye of the storm.

2018 September 30 (3065 g.e.) 7:22 PM Unable to resist the temptation to slide down a fireman's pole, Bella Rebe, Die hard doofus and Ulfgaar find themselves in a dungeon.
2018 September 30 (3065 g.e.) 7:59 PM Tired of waiting for a command, the heroes march to the north. Oh yeah, it's a treasure trove! Leaving all remorse aside, the heroes begin division of the assets.
2018 September 30 (3065 g.e.) 7:59 PM The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 11152 gold coins, a log for the ark, a wit sharpener, an unlootable item, a winning formula and a pocket universe. Die hard doofus puts 11098 coins, a log for the ark, a quest randomizer, a non-stop watch, sands of time and a disharmonica in her pockets. Ulfgaar gets 10998 gold coins, a log for the ark, a hot seat, some character hardener, an eternal hope spring and a black hole punch.

2018 October 02 (3067 g.e.) 10:26 AM A portal to an underground world opened up before me. If enough people are willing to join me, we can go through it and have a party without cleaning up afterwards.
2018 October 02 (3067 g.e.) 10:32 AM Narble, Pepe el Autonomo, Kathlyn Wedekind and Bella Rebe unsealed the entrance to an ancient tomb, expecting fame and riches.
An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “Remember, this is a Hole of Abundance! Almost every room here has something — either loot or a trap. Watch your steps!”
2018 October 02 (3067 g.e.) 10:58 AM The heroes sprint to the south in short dashes. Here the adventurers body surf down the mountain of treasure, giggling uncontrollably. Treasury!
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Narble gets 10662 gold coins, a log for the ark, a dream sweetener, an Encyclopedia Godvillia, a creative license and a roadmap to glory. Kathlyn Wedekind puts 10683 coins, a log for the ark, a magnum opus, a Darwin award, a disharmonica and a resurrection permit in her pockets. Bella Rebe puts 10551 gold coins, a log for the ark, an Easter egg detector, a ticket to memory lane, a future antique and a deus ex machina in her pockets. Pepe el Autonomo left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3543 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

Raider 2

14) 2018 October 3 (3068 g.e.) 08:17 AM 15) 2018 October 5 (3070 g.e.) 02:39 PM
16) 2018 October 6 (3071 g.e.) 09:48 AM 20) 2018 October 10 (3075 g.e.) 07:59 AM
17) 2018 October 7 (3072 g.e.) 04:37 PM 22) 2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.) 09:40 AM
18) 2018 October 8 (3073 g.e.) 10:14 PM 23) 2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 10:45 AM
19) 2018 October 9 (3074 g.e.) 07:28 AM 24) 2018 October 19 (3084 g.e.) 2:59 PM
21) 2018 October 12 (3135 g.e.) 10:33 AM 26) 2018 October 27 (3092 g.e.) 9:09 PM
25) 2018 October 22 (3087 g.e.) 11:14 AM 27) 2018 October 30 (3095 g.e.) 9:35 AM
29) 2018 November 3 (3099 g.e.) 7:49 PM 28) 2018 November 2 (3098 g.e.) 11:45 AM
31) 2018 November 7 (3103 g.e.) 1:09 PM 30) 2018 November 5 (3101 g.e.) 12:16 PM
33) 2018 November 9 (3105 g.e.) 8:25 AM 32) 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 8:00 AM
34) 2018 November 12 (3108 g.e.) 2:59 PM 35) 2018 November 13 (3109 g.e.) 02:44 PM
36) 2018 November 14 (3110 g.e.) 10:40 AM 38) 2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.) 07:21 AM
37) 2018 November 14 (3110 g.e.) 10:07 PM 39) 2018 November 17 (3113 g.e.) 09:08 AM
40) 2018 November 19 (3115 g.e.) 10:43 AM 44) 2018 November 24 (3120 g.e.) 7:35 PM
41) 2018 November 20 (3116 g.e.) 3:33 PM 46) 2018 November 26 (3122 g.e.) 11:35 AM
42) 2018 November 21 (3117 g.e.) 1:15 PM 48) 2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 8:07 AM
43) 2018 November 23 (3119 g.e.) 10:55 PM 49) 2018 November 29 (3125 g.e.) 11:38 AM
45) 2018 November 25 (3121 g.e.) 8:12 AM 51) 2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 10:28 AM
47) 2018 November 27 (3123 g.e.) 8:44 AM 53) 2018 December 4 (3130 g.e.) 08:42 AM
50) 2018 December 2 (3128 g.e.) 1:28 PM 54) 2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 08:04 AM
52) 2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 8:02 PM 59) 2018 December 8 (3133 g.e.) 6:45 PM
55) 2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 6:57 PM 61) 2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 12:37 PM
56) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 8:34 AM 62) 2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 08:21 AM
57) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 02:46 PM 64) 2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 10:34 AM
58) 2018 December 7 (3133 g.e.) 9:17 PM
60) 2018 December 9 (3135 g.e.) 9:50 PM
63) 2018 December 12 (3138 g.e.) 9:17 AM
65) 2018 December 14 (3140 g.e.) 11:16 AM

2018 October 05 (3070 g.e.) 02:08 PM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 October 05 (3070 g.e.) 02:14 PM Notes from the dungeon: Shivering from dampness, Bella Rebe, Mr Nettles, Fuerchtegott and Althea999 carefully step down into a dungeon.
Hunching their backs under the will of their gods, the heroes move to the east. Looks like the team has found where the rainbow ends, and they each claim a pot of gold! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 12713 coins, a log for the ark, a hot seat, a hellfire extinguisher, a data griddle, a subplot thickener, a solar ellipse and a creature comforter. Fuerchtegott gets 12875 coins, a log for the ark, a pocket universe, a cryogenically preserved phoenix, a bold item, an ACME monster trap, a parallel universe navigator and a monster-slaying license. Mr Nettles and Althea999 left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8291 coins in total as a consolation prize.

2018 October 10 (3070 g.e.) 7:22 PM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 October 10 (3070 g.e.) 7:22 PM Tarintodont, Wanderlust, Gary-Sue, Anameleth and Bella Rebe are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. The deep silence in the underground cave was disturbed by a stern voice: “Welcome to the Labyrinth of Savings. After finding the treasure all heroes' gold will be automatically deposited into Savings”. The Bureau of Promises pledges extra gold in the treasury if the whole team or exactly two of the members find the treasure.
2018 October 10 (3070 g.e.) 7:22 PM Following their gods' will the heroes march to the east. Oh gods, it's a treasure trove! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Tarintodont puts 10527 coins, a log for the ark, some all-seeing eyedrops, a philosopher's stone, a roadmap to glory, a victory sweetener and the key to happiness in his pockets. Gary-Sue puts 10419 gold coins, a log for the ark, a money-tree sapling, a generic goodness in a bottle, a window to the soul, a knit-picking kit and an armor cooling system in his pockets. Anameleth gets 10389 gold coins, a free fall accelerator, a green fairy in a bottle, a box with a question mark, a cryogenically preserved phoenix and a backstage pass. Bella Rebe puts 10054 coins, a log for the ark, a hive of activity, a portable drawbridge, a holy smoke generator, a portable wormhole and a roadmap to glory in her pockets. Wanderlust left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 3449 coins in total as a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.) 20:17 Zenzo, Night Assassin, Louiz, Bella Rebe and Cyonata carefully looked under their feet, peeked into the darkness and descended into a dungeon. A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Mine of Rejuvenation welcomes its prey!” A footnote at the bottom reads “The air here is alive and all healing”. The Department of Tour Optimization promises extra gold in the treasury to the visitors who find the reward in 40 steps or less.
2018 October 14 (3079 g.e.) 21:21 After a quick discussion, the explorers decided to go south. Fireworks go off as the adventurers enter the room, casting a sparkling glow on the piles of treasure they just found! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Louiz gets 17219 gold coins, a log for the ark, an exact approximator, a hive of activity, a collide-o-scope, a borrowed time machine, an out-of-time machine, a generic goodness in a bottle and a deus ex machina. Bella Rebe gets 17151 gold coins, a log for the ark, an urge suppressor, a non-metal detector, a sensor of humor, a horsefeather, a troubleshooting star, a frontstage pass, a monster magnet and a divine spark. Zenzo, Night Assassin and Cyonata left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 16987 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.
2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 10:45 AM A portal to an underground world opened up before me. If enough people are willing to join me, we can go through it and have a party without cleaning up afterwards.
2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 10:47 AM Bella Rebe, Saint Joan of Arc, Aldora, Blue Tooth and Navigator Den unsealed the entrance to an ancient tomb, expecting fame and riches. A dusty plate on the wall reads, “Warning! A Mine of Jumping is ahead. Anomalous gravity sometimes makes heroes jump over the squares”. 2018 October 16 (3081 g.e.) 10:53 AM The rapid flow of an underground river carries the heroes far to the north. What is that glitter ahead? Is it treasure? The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 8882 coins, a log for the ark, an essence of wealth, a spirit guidepost, an Enigma machine and a solar ellipse. Saint Joan of Arc puts 8829 gold coins, a log for the ark, a comic timer, a daydream catcher, a slice of good fortune and an Encyclopedia Godvillia in her pockets. Aldora gets 8765 coins, a log for the ark, a diary entry generator, an ACME black hole, an aura-scope and the scale of justice. Blue Tooth gets 8788 coins, a log for the ark, a knit-picking kit, a license to drill, the shape of things and a wreath of Khan. Navigator Den gets 8292 coins, a log for the ark, a freeze flame, a super mango, an icebreaker and a hot seat.

2018 October 19 (3081 g.e.) 2:59 PM Tumbling wildly through time and space, Raverik, The Awakener, Bella Rebe, Anameleth and Heeven land on solid ground and find themselves in a dungeon. A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Corridor of Hotness welcomes its prey!” A footnote at the bottom reads “All treasure hints in this dungeon play “Hot and Cold””. The Bureau of Promises pledges a chance to find an extra log of gopher wood if the whole team or exactly two of the members find the treasure. 2018 October 19 (3081 g.e.) 3:31 PM The heroes scratch their heads and decide to go north. Raverik opens the treasury door and an avalanche of gold sweeps the cheering party off their feet. A pleasant voice from above thanked the adventurers for finding the treasure with the required number of heroes. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Raverik gets 8871 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a kraken leash, a teleportrait and a priceless tag. The Awakener gets 8967 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a background music generator, an eternal hope spring and some tough luck softener. Bella Rebe gets 8959 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, an absolute power cord, a sensor of humor and an unnatural resource. Anameleth gets 9047 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, an urn of phoenix ashes, a real piece of work and a gravity-defying apple. Heeven gets 8524 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, an Encyclopedia Godvillia, a praystation and a motion potion.

2018 October 27 (3092 g.e.) 9:09 PM Bella Rebe, Fynster and Kozel step over the bloodstained welcome mat and into the dungeon. The Freeshooters Association offers a prize for hunting down all bosses: extra gold in the treasury. 2018 October 27 (3092 g.e.) 9:26 PM The heroes took the word and marched to the north. A confetti cannon showers the adventurers with glitter as they enter the treasure room. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe puts 9063 gold coins, a log for the ark, a “God-Hero” dictionary, a chaos engine, a crescent moon rock and an invite to Godville in her pockets. Fynster puts 8954 gold coins, a log for the ark, the stuff of legend, a can of harespray, an icebreaker and a future antique in his pockets. Kozel gets 8802 coins, a log for the ark, some poetic justice, an out-of-time machine, a nukulele and a friends filter.

2018 October 30 (3095 g.e.) 09:32 AM A giant elevator clanked out of the depths. The doors opened invitingly, but I'm not entering without some good company. 2018 October 30 (3095 g.e.) 09:35 AM The Freeshooters Association offers a prize for hunting down all bosses: extra gold in the treasury. A dusty plate on the wall reads, “Attention! A Chamber of Mystery is ahead. This dungeon is special, but nobody knows how”. Following the rabbit to its hole, Isaax, Bella Rebe, Layo and Cyonata descend into a scary crypt. 2018 October 30 (3095 g.e.) 09:54 AM Unable to sit still, the heroes move to the west. As the party pulls the rope in the middle of the room, a great amount of treasure falls in front of them. Score! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Isaax gets 9218 gold coins, a log for the ark, a second splitter, a creature comforter, an irony detector and a golden trowel. Bella Rebe gets 9284 gold coins, a log for the ark, a chrono trigger, a modular nodule, a delight bulb and a comfort zone map. Layo gets 9268 coins, a log for the ark, a treasure chest expander, a pre-Godville relic, an urn of phoenix ashes and an urn of phoenix ashes. Cyonata gets 8785 gold coins, a log for the ark, a slice of heaven, a ticket to memory lane, a pre-Godville relic and a worship-o-meter.

2018 November 2 (3098 g.e.) 11:45 AM The ground moved dramatically aside, revealing a stone staircase leading down ominously into the bowels of the earth. I might head down there, as long as I'm in a group. 2018 November 2 (3098 g.e.) 11:45 AM A dusty plate on the wall reads, “Surprise! A Shaft of Mystery is ahead. This dungeon is special, but nobody knows how”. Saint Joan of Arc, Bella Rebe, Diamorphine, Vinnie- and Aladir are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. 2018 November 2 (3098 g.e.) 12:15 PM The heroes are going god knows where, which in this case is north. After pulling a conspicuous rope in the center of the room, confetti and a large congratulatory banner fall from the ceiling, along with loot galore! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Saint Joan of Arc puts 11967 gold coins, a log for the ark, a graphics engine, an advice device, a mole-extracting shovel, a final countdown clock and a roadmap to glory in her pockets. Bella Rebe gets 11855 gold coins, a log for the ark, a skeleton key, a snappy comeback generator, an exorcise machine, a freeze flame and an improbability drive. Vinnie- puts 11967 gold coins, a log for the ark, an awkward silence generator, a chain reactor, a dimensional destabilizer, a broken news repair kit and an apocalypse date generator in his pockets. Diamorphine and Aladir left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 7506 coins in total as a consolation prize.

2018 November 5 (3101 g.e.) 12:16 PM It's pitch black. Am I going to be eaten by a grue or something? 2018 November 5 (3101 g.e.) 12:18 PM The Freeshooters Association offers a prize for hunting down all bosses: extra gold in the treasury. A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Cellar of High Stakes welcomes its guests!” A footnote at the bottom reads “Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing”. Bella Rebe, Flacci Phenix, Soxa, The Acolyte of Toast and Elite00 carefully looked under their feet, peeked into the darkness and descended into a dungeon. 2018 November 5 (3101 g.e.) 12:49 PM Not daring to contradict, the heroes move to the north. Overcome with delight at the glorious sight of treasure, the adventurers gleefully dance a jig. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 9491 coins, a log for the ark, a stereotypewriter, a super mango and a gravity-defying apple. Flacci Phenix gets 9560 coins, a log for the ark, a horsefeather, a missing link and a ticket to memory lane. Soxa gets 9040 gold coins, a log for the ark, a pillow pet, a portable tunnel and a super mango. The Acolyte of Toast gets 9341 coins, a log for the ark, a roadmap to glory, the key to success and a kernel of truth. Elite00 gets 9807 coins, a log for the ark, the key to happiness, a root of all goodness and the key to happiness.

2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 08:00 AM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong? 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 08:04 AM An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “Remember, this is a Shaft of Wealth! Gold seems to be scattered all over the place. Happy travelings!” Following the rabbit to its hole, Lan Caihe, Megs Yondaime, Kani, Rowsby Woof and Bella Rebe descend into a scary crypt. 2018 November 8 (3104 g.e.) 08:26 AM The heroes follow a trail of strange silver coins south. As the party pulls the rope in the middle of the room, a great amount of treasure falls in front of them. Score! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Lan Caihe gets 9032 gold coins, a log for the ark, a creature comforter, a bowl of instant karma and a golden fiddle. Megs Yondaime gets 8974 coins, a log for the ark, a supersonic screwdriver, a horsefeather and an achieve mint. Kani puts 8966 gold coins, a log for the ark, a monster magnet, a constellation prize and a mnemonic device in his pockets. Rowsby Woof gets 8970 gold coins, a log for the ark, a dupe detector, an alchemical transmuter and a dimensional destabilizer. Bella Rebe gets 8314 gold coins, a log for the ark, an enlightening bolt, a solar ellipse and an invite to Godville.

2018 November 13 (3109 g.e.) 02:44 PM A huge mole appeared in front of me with a note stating that my god wants me to explore a dungeon. 2018 November 13 (3109 g.e.) 02:47 PM A dusty plate on the wall reads, “Attention! A Labyrinth of Hoarding is ahead. Most of the gold from the treasury is in the pockets of greedy bosses”. Descending through a maintenance shaft, Diamorphine, Volvic The First, Bella Rebe, Diarmuid Donn and Ethylitarist successfully enter the dungeon to begin the hunt for treasure. 2018 NOvember 13 (3109 g.e.) 15:20 PM sThe heroes took the word and marched to the north. Ethylitarist opens the treasury door and an avalanche of gold sweeps the cheering party off their feet. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Diamorphine gets 1233 gold coins, a log for the ark, a green fairy in a bottle, a portable death star and a kraken leash. Volvic The First puts 1245 gold coins, a log for the ark, a mana lotion, a capital reward and a non-metal detector in his pockets. Bella Rebe gets 1177 gold coins, a log for the ark, a godvoice jammer, a resurrection permit and a motion potion. Diarmuid Donn puts 1220 gold coins, a log for the ark, an irresistible charm, a snappy comeback generator and a hot seat in his pockets. Ethylitarist gets 662 gold coins, a log for the ark, an achieve mint, a nukulele and an emotional randomizer.

2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.) 07:21 AM A huge mole appeared in front of me with a note stating that my god wants me to explore a dungeon. 2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.) 07:25 AM Xiuhtecuhtli, Morte Aeterna, Lord Fernando and Bella Rebe unsealed the entrance to an ancient tomb, expecting fame and riches. The Department of Tour Optimization promises extra gold in the treasury to the visitors who find the reward in 40 steps or less. 2018 November 15 (3111 g.e.) 07:48 AM The Department of Tour Optimization promises extra gold in the treasury to the visitors who find the reward in 40 steps or less. Xiuhtecuhtli, Morte Aeterna, Lord Fernando and Bella Rebe unsealed the entrance to an ancient tomb, expecting fame and riches.

2018 November 17 (3113 g.e.) 09:08 AM Bella Rebe, Gaaaaarrrrrryyyyy, Dragonhawk23, Caelestinus and A x e l strike heroic poses as they board the elevator into the dungeon. Several awkward moments later, they remember to press the button and the elevator finally starts descending. An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “By the way, this is a Maze of High Stakes! Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing. Don't scatter the trash!” A decaying map on a wall reveals a nook with the reward: extra gold in the treasury. 2018 November 17 (3113 g.e.) 10:02 AM Not hearing any directions, the heroes decide to go west. Oh gods, it's a treasure trove! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 23609 coins, a log for the ark, a mana lotion, an unnatural resource, a continuum transfunctioner, a comic timer, a thought counter, an irresistible charm and the stuff of legend. Caelestinus gets 24241 coins, a log for the ark, an essence of wealth, a kraken leash, a pre-paid indulgence card, a knit-picking kit, a black hole punch, a brick of purest green, some character hardener and a dimensional destabilizer.

2018 November 24 (3120 g.e.) 7:16 PM Northwind-, Rayined and Bella Rebe strike heroic poses as they board the elevator into the dungeon. The deep silence in the underground cave was disturbed by a stern voice: “Welcome to the Cellar of Uncertainty. All direction arrows here are double-minded”. The Freeshooters Association offers a prize for hunting down all bosses: reviving of knocked out heroes. 2018 November 24 (3120 g.e.) 7:35 PM Forbidden songs in long-forgotten languages beckon the heroes east. Here the adventurers body surf down the mountain of treasure, giggling uncontrollably. Treasury! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Northwind- puts 12275 coins, a log for the ark, a time amplification device, a worship-o-meter, a gold coin counter, the shape of things, a capital reward and a chaos engine in her pockets. Bella Rebe gets 12096 gold coins, a log for the ark, a golden trowel, a green fairy in a bottle, a pre-paid indulgence card, a voodoo action figure, a godvoice jammer and an alchemical transmuter. Rayined left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 4061 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

2018 November 26 (3122 g.e.) 11:04 AM Found myself at the mouth of a dark and lonely dungeon. Not much I can do about the darkness, but I'll wait for a few others so it's not as lonely. 2018 November 26 (3122 g.e.) 11:05 AM The Freeshooters Association offers a prize for hunting down all bosses: a chance to find an extra log of gopher wood. The deep silence in the underground cave was disturbed by a stern voice: “Welcome to the Vault of Hoarding. Most of the gold from the treasury is in the pockets of greedy bosses”. Tumbling wildly through time and space, Tree Penetrator, Enrico Balazar, Grendelthevain, Toxic Hoover and Bella Rebe land on solid ground and find themselves in a dungeon. 2018 November 26 (3122 g.e.) 11:39 AM Unable to sit still, the heroes move to the north. Grendelthevain opens the treasury door and an avalanche of gold sweeps the cheering party off their feet. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Tree Penetrator puts 1813 gold coins, a ticket to memory lane, the key to success and a disharmonica in her pockets. Enrico Balazar puts 1823 coins, a beryllium sphere, a mystery box and a zombie survival kit in his pockets. Grendelthevain gets 1786 coins, a log for the ark, a metaphor mixer, a high-definition dictionary and a conversation starter. Toxic Hoover gets 1805 coins, a log for the ark, an urn of phoenix ashes, a pointy WIZZARD hat and an alchemical transmuter. Bella Rebe puts 1415 gold coins, a log for the ark, a pocket universe, a real piece of work and a zen energy pouch in her pockets.

2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 7:27 AM A huge mole appeared in front of me with a note stating that my god wants me to explore a dungeon. 2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 7:28 AM The deep silence in the underground cave was disturbed by a stern voice: “Welcome to the Den of Abundance. Almost every room here has something — either loot or a trap”. Following the rabbit to its hole, Stormborn Warrior, Billy the Kid, Tarcisius the Martyr, Bella Rebe and Eyeur descend into a scary crypt. 2018 November 28 (3124 g.e.) 8:07 AM Peer pressure drives the heroes south. Fireworks go off as the adventurers enter the room, casting a sparkling glow on the piles of treasure they just found! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Stormborn Warrior gets 9272 gold coins, a log for the ark, a willpower generator, a bioenergy amplifier and a can of harespray. Billy the Kid gets 9186 gold coins, a log for the ark, a bioenergy amplifier, a gravity-defying apple and a philosopher's stone. Tarcisius the Martyr gets 9275 gold coins, a log for the ark, a crescent moon rock, an exact approximator and a praystation. Bella Rebe gets 9186 gold coins, a log for the ark, a box of sins, an ACME black hole and a stereotypewriter. Eyeur gets 8944 gold coins, a log for the ark, a deus ex machina, an emergency exit and a mole-extracting shovel.

2018 November 29 (3125 g.e.) 11:38 AM Found myself at the mouth of a dark and lonely dungeon. Not much I can do about the darkness, but I'll wait for a few others so it's not as lonely.
2018 November 29 (3125 g.e.) 11:38 AM A dusty plate on the wall reads, “Warning! A Vault of High Stakes is ahead. Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing”. Sevanna, Bella Rebe, Phoz and Linori carefully looked under their feet, peeked into the darkness and descended into a dungeon.
2018 November 29 (3125 g.e.) 11:47 AM Circumstances dictate that the heroes go west. The moat surrounding the treasure is filled with crocodiles, but the adventurers use them as stepping stones and gleefully fall on the treasure. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Sevanna gets 9167 coins, a log for the ark, a real piece of work, a borrowed time machine and a hand satanizer. Bella Rebe gets 8759 gold coins, a log for the ark, a pocket universe, an intergalactic postage stamp and a slice of good fortune. Phoz puts 8739 gold coins, a log for the ark, a super bowl, a philosopher's stone and a guide to the galaxy in her pockets. Linori puts 9432 coins, a log for the ark, a stereotypewriter, a kill switch and some space-time continuum glue in her pockets.

2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 10:28 AM A portal to an underground world opened up before me. If enough people are willing to join me, we can go through it and have a party without cleaning up afterwards.
2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 10:29 AM An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “Hey, this is a Shaft of Savings! After finding the treasure all heroes' gold will be automatically deposited into Savings. Watch your steps!” Unable to resist the temptation to slide down a fireman's pole, Snotolf, Bella Rebe and Delaire find themselves in a dungeon.
2018 December 3 (3129 g.e.) 10:59 AM Circumstances dictate that the heroes go north. All the remaining bosses from the dungeon show up to congratulate the adventurers for finding the treasure. What a finish! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Snotolf gets 9711 gold coins, a log for the ark, a comic timer, a money-tree sapling, a bananalyzer and a brick of purest green. Bella Rebe gets 9581 coins, a log for the ark, a vial of unjustified optimism, a worship-o-meter, a portable tunnel and a guide to the galaxy. Delaire gets 9321 gold coins, a log for the ark, a dragonbreath mint, a golden fiddle, a praystation and an out-of-time machine. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface.

2018 December 4 (3130 g.e.) 08:05 AM Found myself at the mouth of a dark and lonely dungeon. Not much I can do about the darkness, but I'll wait for a few others so it's not as lonely.
2018 December 4 (3130 g.e.) 08:09 AM The Department of Tour Optimization promises reviving of knocked out heroes to the visitors who find the reward in 40 steps or less. A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Chamber of High Stakes welcomes its prey!” A footnote at the bottom reads “Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing”. Foxx the hero, Concrete Mixer, Azarkon, Bella Rebe and Rayined strike heroic poses as they board the elevator into the dungeon. Several awkward moments later, they remember to press the button and the elevator finally starts descending.
2018 December 4 (3130 g.e.) 08:42 AM The explorers went to the west without any guidance. Rayined opens the treasury door and an avalanche of gold sweeps the cheering party off their feet. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Foxx the hero gets 9395 coins, a log for the ark, an irresistible charm, a black hole punch and the scale of justice. Concrete Mixer puts 9738 gold coins, a log for the ark, an arena ticket, a gravity-defying apple and an unlife support system in her pockets. Azarkon gets 9144 coins, a log for the ark, a mana lotion, an eye of the beholder and a missing link. Bella Rebe puts 9552 gold coins, a log for the ark, a borrowed time machine, an emoji translator and a golden ticket in her pockets. Rayined gets 9415 coins, a log for the ark, a universal discharger, a skeleton key and a random number generator.

2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 07:45 AM It's pitch black. Am I going to be eaten by a grue or something?
2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 07:48 AM The Monster Protection Society offers a prize for avoiding all bosses: a chance to find an extra log of gopher wood. An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “Remember, this is a Cemetery of High Stakes! Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing. Don't scatter the trash!” Blue Boy, Bella Rebe, Katelyn Tarver and Rayined carefully looked under their feet, peeked into the darkness and descended into a dungeon.
2018 December 6 (3132 g.e.) 08:04 AM The heroes took the word and marched to the south. The moat surrounding the treasure is filled with crocodiles, but the adventurers use them as stepping stones and gleefully fall on the treasure. The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 12212 gold coins, a log for the ark, a deadline extender, an essence of wealth, a monster repellent, a beryllium sphere, an intergalactic postage stamp and an absolute power cord. Katelyn Tarver gets 12256 coins, a log for the ark, some canned heat, a picture of a thousand words, a zombie survival kit, a roadmap to glory and the scale of justice. Rayined puts 11825 gold coins, a log for the ark, a philosopher's stone, an irresistible charm, a graphics engine, an abracadabacus and a small hadron collider in her pockets.

2018 Decenber 8 (3134 g.e.) 6:30 PM Crosarin, Barbatos, Warweary Villein and Bella Rebe are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. The deep silence in the underground cave was disturbed by a stern voice: “Welcome to the Dungeon of High Stakes. Winners get extra gold from the treasury, while those who are knocked out get nothing”.
2018 December 8 (3134 g.e.) 18:45 PM The heroes chased a red light east. This room is virtually empty. In reality, however, there's a huge pile of treasure for the heroes to dive in! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Crosarin puts 9551 coins, a log for the ark, a real piece of work, a gopher wood brick, some arenalin and a troubleshooting star in his pockets. Barbatos gets 9541 gold coins, a log for the ark, an eerie silence generator, a hot seat, a stereolith and a data griddle. Warweary Villein gets 10206 coins, a log for the ark, a slice of good fortune, a truth embellisher, a hexcavator and a mystery box. Bella Rebe puts 10122 gold coins, a log for the ark, a subplot thickener, an enlightening bolt, a monster repellent and a dragonbreath mint in her pockets.

2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 12:37 PM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 12:43 PM A decaying map on a wall reveals a nook with the reward: reviving of knocked out heroes. A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Abyss of Uncertainty welcomes its guests!” A footnote at the bottom reads “All direction arrows here are double-minded”. Tumbling wildly through time and space, Bella Rebe, Birgitte, Leoran and Rusak land on solid ground and find themselves in a dungeon.
2018 December 10 (3136 g.e.) 13:09 PM Under influence of a higher force, the heroes gravitate to the south. What light through yonder window breaks? Tis the ... Whoa! Treasure! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe puts 13707 gold coins, a log for the ark, a thought counter, a dragon egg incubator, a box with a question mark, a missing link, a philosopher's stone and a strategy guide of life in her pockets. Leoran puts 13801 coins, a log for the ark, an exact approximator, a high-definition dictionary, a résumé polish, a Darwin award, a philosopher's stone and a spirit guidepost in his pockets. Birgitte and Rusak left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8826 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 07:52 AM Oh look, a dungeon. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 07:54 AM A poster under the ceiling reads, “The Maze of Migration welcomes its prey!” A footnote at the bottom reads “Stronger bosses are not always near the treasure”.
On a mission from their gods, Bella Rebe, Ethel Pearl and Power Plate0 set off on a new journey, deep beneath the earth. 2018 December 11 (3137 g.e.) 08:21 AM The heroes head north because... why not? The adventurers made their way through the maze and found the treasure trove!
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 9971 gold coins, a log for the ark, a perpetual emotion machine, some poetic justice and a golden eye. Ethel Pearl puts 10049 coins, a log for the ark, a super mango, a free fall accelerator and an achieve mint in her pockets. Power Plate0 puts 9731 gold coins, a log for the ark, a frame of mind, a paradigm shifter and a knit-picking kit in her pockets.

2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 10:15 AM Found myself at the mouth of a dark and lonely dungeon. Not much I can do about the darkness, but I'll wait for a few others so it's not as lonely.
2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 10:16 AM A hollowed-out sign on the wall promises the following to the nook's visitors: a chance to find an extra log of gopher wood.
An old-looking goblin-gatekeeper confides: “Remember, this is a Shaft of Mystery! This dungeon is special, but nobody knows how. Watch your steps!”
Going down, down, down... Bella Rebe, Little Beta, Diddy420, Codleone and Tekehiro find themselves in a chamber deep beneath the earth.
2018 December 13 (3139 g.e.) 10:34 AM Toiletti broadcasted from the skies, “Go south (↓)”
As the heroes argue about where to go next, a huge gust of wind suddenly shoves them south. A chorus of angels sings with joy as the team makes its way into the treasure trove of the dungeon!
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Bella Rebe gets 8718 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a pocket universe, the cradle of civilization, a golden snitch and a fog of war machine. Little Beta gets 8737 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a root of all evil, a chipped golden brick, an ideabox survival guide and an emergency exit. Diddy420 gets 8628 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a bold item, an operating model of a black hole, an emoji translator and a philosopher's stone. Codleone gets 8824 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, the cradle of civilization, a unicornucopia, an irony detector and a pocket universe. Tekehiro puts 8238 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a missing link, sands of time, a creative license and a golden fiddle in his pockets.

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