Beardless Dwarf

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Monsters of Godville
Beardless Dwarf
Class Dwarf
Habitat Mines and caves
Totem for The Rejects ⚜️ 
Description A dwarf with no beard
Beardless dwarves often wear false beards to disguise themselves as normal dwarves

Dwarves have their own mysterious community and their own laws. Beardless dwarfs are dwarves that have broken dwarf laws and have been exiled from the dwarf kingdom.

There is a special ceremony held by the dwarves three times a year in which the prisons are emptied and the convicts are thrown out and forced to leave. The exiled dwarves have their beards shaved off. Unlike normal hair, a dwarf's beard does not grow back, as it is part of the dwarf's body. The beardless dwarf must remain beardless forever.

Understandably, most beardless dwarves are very angry about this and some have taken to beating up passing heroes to vent their anger caused by their own humiliation. Beardless dwarves are particularly vicious during battle and can floor enemies much larger than them. This is fortunate for the dwarves, as most people are much larger than them. They are rarely photographed, as their habit of beating up anyone who photographs them puts most people off.



  • Small but deadly
  • Vicious and angry
  • Known to disguise themselves with wigs and take people by surprise


  • Usually quite dim
  • Almost certainly smaller than you
  • Most are depressed and have self-loathing due to their beardlessness