Bards of Semi-Heroic Drinking
Bards of Semi-Heroic Drinking are a rag-tag group of restless adventurers seeking their fame and fortune while wandering the roads of Godville. Their exploits are world-renown! Why, one members name and number was recently spotted on a VERY popular bathroom stall door etched there by an admiring peasant.
Of course, that member is rather upset about the late night calls asking about what he has chosen to wear to bed, or the odd ones that just have heavy breathing on the line, but they are well-known just the same!
Most recently, a particularly heroic member of our illustrious guild even managed to take a long walk off a short pier! Remarkable! Their wool jacket is now several sizes too small but good heavens they look dashing in it.
We are more than happy to welcome additional heroes who are in search of a guild that matters! Because, by working together, hopefully we can all find that! Until then, we will continue to drink, sing (off key), dance (sort of) and slay any beast that stands between us and more loot! Assuming they don't die in the process.
Fortunately for us, each member brings with them their very own god! Like a genie in a bottle, all one needs to do is breath their last breath and - low and behold - their deity arrives to pull them back on their feet. This amazing skill is shared by all and fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, has made it so that all members of the guild laugh in the face of death without fear!
Side note: Death is a rather touchy bastard and hates to be laughed at. But, he gives us a pass because of all the repeated use of his services. Each guild member receives a stamp card upon their first death as a member of the guild and for every 10 deaths, Death himself will sit by the hero and have idle chit-chat with their god for a moment to discuss business strategy. So far, the benefits of this is still being determined, but what an upstanding member of the cosmic hierarchy to have at your side...waiting...patiently...because he will always be needed again eventually.
Anyway, Bards of Semi-Heroic Drinking are anxious to welcome new members and we look forward to having you join our team!