Band of Rejects
- just discovered Band Of Rejects
- One week later
- unable to get a job because of your serious lack of style?
- unable to get a date because of your misplaced eye?
- unable to join in on game night due to severe body odor?
- kicked out of the spartan army due to not being able to stand upright and hold your shield?
- last one picked for dodgeball?
- Are you tired of the politics and drama of the larger guilds?
Have I got news for you
- This is the place for you. Here at "The Band Of Rejects" we accept you for who you are. We make it our goal to make everyone feel welcome.
With easy handicap access at all our guild halls and medical facilities everyone can find ease of attending functions. if being social is not your thing each guild hall has a poorly lit room to make avoiding eye contact easier. Our newly remodeled tavern has many different sized stools so the overly tall or overly short can find comfort. We recently have added a department of acclimation for those wh(o need help learning how to handle not be rejected.
**** update: we are planning a weekly "rejected mixer" for those who wish to be involved in something now and then ****
- The 'Band of Rejects' guild hall
- With our newly installed scary clown fire pit, and rec. room with semi-functional games, there can be plenty of interaction with your fellow guildmates.
- joining our guild is easy enough just tell your hero to ' join "band of rejects" guild '
Every so often your hero will take it upon himself to start a quest to join another guild. Do not worry, this can be easily stopped by sending the voice command:
This should be done when your hero is out of town and idling (not fighting monsters). This may take many attempts because, as we all know, our heroes are quite stupid at times.
The rejected council
- Rejected by the ladies.
- Rejected by her liver transplant.
- Rejected by community college.
- Rejected by similarly charged particle.
- Rejected for medical testing.
- Rejected by all that is and ever was.
The other rejects
- Rejected by a legion of angry cupcakes.
- Rejected as a food source by a band of starving cannibals.
- Rejected by the Sorting Hat.
- Rejected by Camp Halfblood to be a Demigod.
- Rejected by the Church of Free Will.
- Rejected for a brain transplant.
- Rejected by Murphy's Law.
- Rejected by his one true love.
- Rejected by his spirit guide.
- Rejected as a religious icon.
- Rejected by the wolf pack.
- Rejected for being dejected but was resurrected and accepted as rejected.
- Rejected by his reflection.
- Rejected for association by her own wireless router.
Feel free to add yourself to this list.
If you wish to be added message me (eddie) and how you became rejected.