Bald Eagle Scout

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Monsters of Godville
Bald Eagle Scout
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Usually found in front of a Godville market
Description Very smart but deranged humans

The Bald Eagle Scouts are incredibly skilled individuals cursed with a genetic disease that makes it impossible to grow hair.

A Bald Eagle Scout has one thing on his mind at all times. Sell as many boxes of Bald Eagle Scout cookies to pay for a membership to the Hair Club for Bald Eagle Scouts. Bald Eagle Scouts will cheat, lie and steal in order to accomplish his/her agenda. This usually involves killing any hero that doesn't buy cookies often. Most Bald Eagle Scouts , male and female, are bald but some have a really pointy long nose which they use in battle.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Highly skilled individuals
  • Powerful beaks
  • Determined and ruthless
  • Is prepared for any attack. Is prepared for anything. Is always prepared.
  • Physically strong
  • Mentally awake
  • Clean

Weaknesses

  • Will run off from a fight if it sees an old lady crossing the street
  • Very courteous; will let the hero make the first strike
  • Disarming it of its multi-tooled knife will greatly reduce its attacking power
  • Always tries to document everything so that it can get "a badge for it"
  • Very morally straight
Birds
Aves Albatrocity • Arctic Firebird • Autoparrot • Binary Canary • Bird of Paradise • Bird of Pray • Early Bird • Flamingo Dancer • Foul Fowl • Henforcer • Hentaur • Jacked Sparrow • Jurassic Lark • Knighting Gale • Lightningale • Low-flying Ostrich • Main Square Parrot • Millennium Falcon • ORLY Owl • Parrot Trooper • Preemptive Shrike • Punk Flamingo • Repelican • Superb Owl • Supersonic Woodpecker • Tae Kwon Dodo • Technical Fowl • Tequila Mockingbird • Tweeting Bird
Majora Ducktator • Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin
Accipitridae Alter Eagle • Bald Eagle Scout • Desert Eagle • Déjà-Vulture • Faux Hawk • Illeagle • Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose • Lame Duck • Moby Duck • Peking Duck • Poltergoose • Rubber Duckie • Silly Goose • Sitting Duck • Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove • Harrier Pigeon • Stool Pigeon
Corvidae Crowbard • Deep Crow • Quid Pro Crow • Scared Crow
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit • Cold Turkey • Cyborganic Chicken • Fabergé Chicken • Headless Chicken • Heedless Chicken • Jaywalking Chicken • Kung Pow Chicken • Robber Chicken • Robot Chicken • Spring Chicken • Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin • Monocled Penguin