Bald Eagle Scout

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Monsters of Godville
Bald Eagle Scout
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Usually found in front of a Godville market
Description Very smart but deranged humans

The Bald Eagle Scouts are incredibly skilled individuals cursed with a genetic disease that makes it impossible to grow hair.

A Bald Eagle Scout has one thing on his mind at all times. Sell as many boxes of Bald Eagle Scout cookies to pay for a membership to the Hair Club for Bald Eagle Scouts. Bald Eagle Scouts will cheat, lie and steal in order to accomplish his/her agenda. This usually involves killing any hero that doesn't buy cookies often. Most Bald Eagle Scouts , male and female, are bald but some have a really pointy long nose which they use in battle.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Highly skilled individuals
  • Powerful beaks
  • Determined and ruthless
  • Is prepared for any attack. Is prepared for anything. Is always prepared.
  • Physically strong
  • Mentally awake
  • Clean

Weaknesses

  • Will run off from a fight if it sees an old lady crossing the street
  • Very courteous; will let the hero make the first strike
  • Disarming it of its multi-tooled knife will greatly reduce its attacking power
  • Always tries to document everything so that it can get "a badge for it"
  • Very morally straight
Birds
Aves
Majora Ducktator 🤡 Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin
Accipitridae Alter Eagle 🤡 Bald Eagle Scout 🤡 Desert Eagle 🤡 Déjà-Vulture 🤡 Faux Hawk 🤡 Illeagle 🤡 Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose 🤡 Lame Duck 🤡 Moby Duck 🤡 Peking Duck 🤡 Poltergoose 🤡 Rubber Duckie 🤡 Silly Goose 🤡 Sitting Duck 🤡 Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove 🤡 Harrier Pigeon 🤡 Stool Pigeon 🤡 Tae Kwon Dodo
Corvidae Crowbard 🤡 Deep Crow 🤡 Quid Pro Crow 🤡 Scared Crow
Muscicapidae Knighting Gale 🤡 Lightningale
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit 🤡 Cold Turkey 🤡 Cyborganic Chicken 🤡 Fabergé Chicken 🤡 Headless Chicken 🤡 Heedless Chicken 🤡 Henforcer 🤡 Hentaur 🤡 Jaywalking Chicken 🤡 Kung Pow Chicken 🤡 Robber Chicken 🤡 Robot Chicken 🤡 Spring Chicken 🤡 Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin 🤡 Monocled Penguin
Aves incertae sedis Albatrocity 🤡 Arctic Firebird 🤡 Autoparrot 🤡 Binary Canary 🤡 Bird of Paradise 🤡 Bird of Pray 🤡 Early Bird 🤡 Flamingo Dancer 🤡 Foul Fowl 🤡 Jacked Sparrow 🤡 Jurassic Lark 🤡 Low-flying Ostrich 🤡 Main Square Parrot 🤡 Millennium Falcon 🤡 ORLY Owl 🤡 Parrot Trooper 🤡 Preemptive Shrike 🤡 Punk Flamingo 🤡 Repelican 🤡 Superb Owl 🤡 Supersonic Woodpecker 🤡 Technical Fowl 🤡 Tequila Mockingbird 🤡 Tweeting Bird