Bald Eagle Scout
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| Bald Eagle Scout | |
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| Class | Humanoid |
| Habitat | Usually found in front of a Godville market |
| Description | Very smart but deranged humans |
The Bald Eagle Scouts are incredibly skilled individuals cursed with a genetic disease that makes it impossible to grow hair.
A Bald Eagle Scout has one thing on his mind at all times. Sell as many boxes of Bald Eagle Scout cookies to pay for a membership to the Hair Club for Bald Eagle Scouts. Bald Eagle Scouts will cheat, lie and steal in order to accomplish his/her agenda. This usually involves killing any hero that doesn't buy cookies often. Most Bald Eagle Scouts, male and female, are bald but some have a really pointy long nose which they use in battle.
Attributes
Strengths
- Highly skilled individuals
- Powerful beaks
- Determined and ruthless
- Is prepared for any attack. Is prepared for anything. Is always prepared.
- Physically strong
- Mentally awake
- Clean
Weaknesses
- Will run away from a fight if it sees an old lady crossing the street
- Very courteous; will let the hero make the first strike
- Disarming it of its multi-tooled knife will greatly reduce its attacking power
- Always tries to document everything so that it can get "a badge for it"
- Very morally straight