Baby surprise

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Type: Combat skill

This skill is one of the strangest combat skills in all of Godville and should only be used by highly trained heroes. Any heroes using it otherwise are warned of potential, negative consequences

Effects

Level 1-5

The hero will forget to throw their very best friend a surprise baby shower.

Level 6-10

The hero will churn out a terribly ugly, scary, and sure to be memorialized for all the wrong reasons baby cake.

Level 11-20

The hero is able to identify the gender of the expected baby with guaranteed 50% accuracy.

Level 21+

The hero is able to deliver a baby from the belly of the monster it is fighting. Generally, the monster dies of shock shortly thereafter due to not even knowing it was pregnant.