The Awesome guild is one of the most powerful and influential guilds in all of Godville. We are the one and only original guild of complete awesomeness, and any other guild who uses any part of our name for their own devious and evil schemes must be taunted unmercifully. We wave our private parts at them. Awesome is awesomeness incarnate - the rest are only pretenders!
We did not start this war, but we will finish it. Bring it.
- - Currently his whereabouts are unknown, whisperings of his past deeds still float around the halls of the Awesome guild.
Awesome guild - Deep Thought is truly honored by his placement here. While I have indeed moved on and am currently a member of the Guide to the Galaxy, I am thrilled to see you continue your thrashing of the pretenders at awesomeness. Strength and honor!
Awesomeness - Although few recall why the war started, many have speculated that when the God's created the world, these two guilds were once one in the same. And then one day something something graffiti, something something phallus. And so it is to this day that they fight over nouns and adjectives.
If you would like to be Awesome, command your hero to join the "Awesome" guild and if they are awesome enough, they will become awesome!
Should you find your hero trying to join another guild, command them to cancel quest and they will continue to be Awesome!
Update 2/24/12 Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. Mighty One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Awesome” guild.
Update 1/20/12 I, just a chief master of the guild, enjoy the awesome guild and wish to see it move on.
Update 7/15/11 - Deep Thought, acting on behalf of the Awesome guild, is seriously considering ignoring future hacks from the inferior guild with the similar name. Their total lack of imagination is sad, to say the least. These buffoons prove consistently that they are not worthy of attention from Awesome. Really, all you can do is draw a phallus? Boring...
Does anyone read this anymore I wonder? Hmm...well then...
alethio: I did
22:37: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Goddess, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Awesome” guild.