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Ipso facto exequi vespertilionidae|
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It's automatically a bat|
The Autoexec Bat (Ipso facto exequi vespertilionidae) is a monster that was designed to be a bat, is always a bat, and will never not be a bat. It starts being a bat automatically without any specialized education or training on how to do it.
- Is automatic, so can slow down or speed up without a clutch
- Is a bat, so it can fly and moves quickly
- Has sonar capability and can see in the dark
- Is only an exec file, so has to use the public restroom like the rest of its coworkers
- Cannot hit a baseball, it's not that kind of bat
- It is primarily weak to text editors