Aperture Science

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Aperture Science A Friend in Science

Hello and welcome to Aperture Science. We accept anyone for our science team or for testing. If you pass our tests you will be rewarded with cake and membership. Actual cake. Unlike my predecessor. Everyone would have to test with a Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Unless you defected from Black Mesa in which your test would be to plant these lemons over there. Don't worry, unless you put them by a flame you won't explode.Those on the waiting list would be put in stasis for an undetermined amount of time. Thank you and goodbye!