We are the Seekers of Ale! The Ale Seekers are we!
Because...it should be apparent to All by now that this plane of existence is absurd. At times it seems only the gods are to blame for our miseries. But as we suffer for their entertainment they, at times, send reward for our hardship. What better proof of that occasional kindness is there than the existence of Beer? Ale Seekers says there is none. And we mean it.
Within our halls flows the finest of ales. Our hearts ever long for the tastiest of brews. Oh and our minds...our minds...participate on a tertiary level at best. And that's saying a lot of them.
Needless to say no adventure is too much the challenge if one possesses a flagon of highly hopped and/or perfectly malted beer. All the better if there's more than one flagon on hand.
Now go forth! The first round is on you!