Ale-chemist

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Monsters of Godville
Ale-chemist
Homo cervisium
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Everywhere
Description "I'm not a simple alchemist, I am the Ale-chemist!"

Ale-chemist (Homo cervisium) is the title given to brewers that have turned to the mystical side of the art and grown mad and powerful enough to threaten the peace of Godville.

General Information

The power of Ale-chemists greatly depends on the individual. Most of them merely throw pints of home-brewed beer at their foes but the most dangerous Ale-chemists can bend and control beer in the form of weapons, projectiles or even small minions. A legendary Ale-chemist is rumored to be behind the origin of the Beerkat elemental.

Even though they share the same title and obsession for beer, Ale-chemists tend to rivalry and fight each other for any beer-related reasons; from the degree of alcohol beer should be to the cereals used. Surviving witnesses of the only known conference of Ale-chemists claimed that "The calm lasted less than 5 minutes before insults were thrown and beer elementals were released" and that "It was a week-long beer war". The following investigation by the Godville Times reported that the place where that conference was supposed to have taken place is now a huge permanent beer lake littered with bottles and guarded by ceaselessly patrolling elementals. Heroes still seek the said lake for obvious reasons.

Despite all their differences, Ale-chemists all agree on one thing: the ridiculously huge amount of beer consumed and wasted by heroes is a blasphemy against the noble product of their art, and so, they will track down every hero they sight.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Extended knowledge of beer
  • Genuine creativity and smartness
  • May have beer control powers at high levels

Weaknesses

  • Madness
  • Overconfidence
  • Tendency to kill themselves in failed experiments
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Monsters
Lagers Ale-chemist โœ” ๐Ÿป Barbeerian โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Cubโœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Golem โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Mugger ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Beerburglar โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerkat โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerserker โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerwolf โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Boartender โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Brewpid the Reindeer โœ” ๐Ÿป Delirium Tremendous ๐Ÿป Diet Sprite ๐Ÿป Drinkerella โœ” ๐Ÿป Extra Dry Djinn โœ” ๐Ÿป Maรฎtre Demon ๐Ÿป Moonswine ๐Ÿป Red Bull โœ” ๐Ÿป Tea Rex โœ” ๐Ÿป Inncreeper ๐Ÿป Tequila Mockingbird โœ”
Tigers Basement Cat โœ” ๐Ÿฑ Bureau-cat โœ” ๐Ÿฑ Cat Herder ๐Ÿฑ Ceiling Cat โœ’๏ธ ๐Ÿฑ Conga Lion ๐Ÿฑ Crouching Tiger ๐Ÿฑ Dogmatic Cat ๐Ÿฑ Fat Cat ๐Ÿฑ Hell Kitty ๐Ÿฑ Hell's Kitten โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿฑ Karate Kitten โœ’๏ธ ๐Ÿฑ Little White Lion ๐Ÿฑ Meowntain Cat ๐Ÿฑ Monorail Cat ๐Ÿฑ Mortal Tomcat โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿฑ Neferkitty ๐Ÿฑ Photocopycat ๐Ÿฑ Punk Panther โœ” ๐Ÿฑ Rebel-Lion ๐Ÿฑ Rootkitten ๐Ÿฑ Shoving Leopard ๐Ÿฑ Tiger Lily ๐Ÿฑ Tire Iron Lion โœ’๏ธ ๐Ÿฑ Trans Fat Cat ๐Ÿฑ Weakest Lynx ๐Ÿฑ Wiki Lynx โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿฑ Worcestershire Cat
Bears Bear Minimum โœ” ๐Ÿป More coming soon!
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Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer-battered beer โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer-scented soap โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of beer from a wall โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of domesticated beer โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of holy ale ๐Ÿป Can of ambrosia โœ” ๐Ÿป Dungeon brew ๐Ÿป Exclamation pint โœ” ๐Ÿป Fairy ale ๐Ÿป Flask of witch's brewski ๐Ÿป โ€œFree beerโ€ ticket โœ” ๐Ÿป Instant beer tablet โœ” ๐Ÿป Pint of no return ๐Ÿป Portable beer cooler ๐Ÿป Pot of strange brew ๐Ÿป Strange brew ๐Ÿป Vanishing pint ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป โ€œWish you were beerโ€ postcard
Equipment Ancient cork โœ” ๐Ÿป Awkward paws ๐Ÿป Bear arms ๐Ÿป Beer goggles โœ” ๐Ÿป Cardboard box ๐Ÿป Cocktail umbrella ๐Ÿป Cup of woe ๐Ÿป Eye of the liger ๐Ÿป Eyepatch of the tiger ๐Ÿป Flea collar ๐Ÿป Goblet of fire ๐Ÿป Latex catsuit ๐Ÿป Lion's mane ๐Ÿป Liver warmer ๐Ÿป Milk moustache ๐Ÿป Nekomimi ๐Ÿป Oktobervest ๐Ÿป Old barrel ๐Ÿป Tropical punch
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup ๐Ÿป Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves ๐Ÿป Find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer ๐Ÿป Sing all of โ€œ99 bottles of beer on the wall!โ€ ๐Ÿป Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries โœ”
Skills Beer belly โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Lion belch โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Sober view โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท
Taverns All Inn ๐Ÿป The Battle Toad ๐Ÿป Caravanserai ๐Ÿป The Den of Iniquity ๐Ÿป Dunquestin ๐Ÿป The Glass Cannon ๐Ÿป The Mended Drum ๐Ÿป Progress Bar โœ” ๐Ÿป The Rumor Mill ๐Ÿป Shepherdโ€™s Stuff ๐Ÿป Space Bar ๐Ÿป The Sword & Sandal โœ” ๐Ÿป The Whinery โœ”