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Boss-Monsters of Godville
Class Zombie
Habitat Dungeon swimming pools
Description Guards life after life
Boss Type 3-Ability Dungeon

The Afterlifeguard (Tartarum praesidum) is a dungeon boss-monster. It is known for wearing a really hot red swimsuit and holding a red rescue can.

In the afterlife, the Afterlifeguard had the relatively simple task of ensuring everybody's safety - a surprisingly well paid job that came with many benefits. However due to recent budget cuts, it was pointed out (by a being who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, but left behind their heroing card in case someone needs to get in touch) that as everyone in the afterlife is already dead, the Afterlifeguard had a rather pointless task, and therefore didn't need to be paid at all. Despite protests made by the Aftelifeguard Union, it was agreed that the Afterlifeguard did in fact have a pointless job and therefore did not need to be paid, and all financial payments promptly ceased.

Furious and unemployed, the Afterlifeguard Union quickly gathered to discuss alternative means of employment. After much debate, finger pointing, and temper tantrums it was decided that taking on the roll of dungeon boss-monster would be the most profitable, and would have the added benefit of allowing them to take out their frustration on unsuspecting heroes.



  • Has body modification for two internal floatation devices
  • Can hold its breath for a very long time
  • Keen eyesight is assisted with binoculars


  • Skin is extremely weak from constant sunburn
  • Very susceptible to weggies
  • Refuses to work at night
Boss Monsters
Aboveground Archnemesis Arrestocrat Awkwarg Beerkat Broadbandit Centourist Cholestroll Headhaunter Jaguardian Megaphony Obituarian Pundemonium Ragnarokker Snowman Spirit of Halloween Terminator T-34 Wraptor
Lvl 1 Bagstabber Bluffalo Boozerker Catastroflea Cementalist Dungeon Sweeper Escargolem Flowsnake Hypnogriff Keyborg Minotourist Nachomancer Optimystic Plundertaker Quasidodo Salsamander Scaretaker Shyborg Sighborg Telepony Turmerisk
Lvl 2 Aftermoth Appetitan Archetypo Blamethrower Buzzkiller Detrimentalist Exoskeletor Flashmobster Gastronaut Glitch Doctor Grimelord Hazmatador Hellevangelist Killdebeest Magnum Octopus Omnipoet Tombcat Underminer Uranium Slug Warmongrel
Lvl 3 Adminotaur Afterlifeguard Ark Enemy Bosstradamus Difficultist Ducktator Dungeon Keeper Flawyer Godbuster Hangoverlord Hyperbully Megahurtz Obscentinel Oxydjinn Satyrant Shamaniac Spelun King Stalactitan Thug-of-war Tinkerhell Tubercolossus
Mini-Quest Ancient Demon Drowned Captain Level Boss Mad Clown Vegan Cannibal Wherewolf
Underground Alpacalypse Alpha Mole Bossferatu Dragonandon Giga Byter Heromnivore Jack Lantern Moleosaurus Mount Dracula Oreoboros Overtaker Placeboss Pumpkinhead Rootbear Squirmisher Terracotta Worrier Vertigoat