AMCW Drinking Songs

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What Shall We Do With a Drunken Watchman

Verse One
What shall we do with a drunken Watchman?
What shall we do with a drunken Watchman?
What shall we do with a drunken Watchman?
Early in the morning


Verse Two
Send him out to the Shades till he’s sober
Send him out to the Shades till he’s sober
Send him out to the Shades till he’s sober
Early in the morning.


Chorus
Oh oh and still he watches
Oh oh and still she watches
Oh oh how still they're watching
Keepers of Ankh-Morpork


Verse Three
Give them to Nobby till they’re sober
Give them to Nobby till they’re sober
Give them to Nobby till they’re sober
Early in the morning


Verse Four
Get him knurd on Klatchian coffee
Get him knurd on Klatchian coffee
Get him knurd on Klatchian coffee
Early in the morning!


Chorus


Verse Five
Give the handle a rattle and shout "All's Well"
Give the handle a rattle and shout "All's Well"
Give the handle a rattle and shout "All's Well"
Early in the morning…


Verse Six
Make him drink coffee and kiss Nobby
Make him drink coffee and kiss Nobby
Make him drink coffee and kiss Nobby
Early in the morning


Verse Seven
Fill his cup with the finest drinks
Fill his cup with the finest drinks
Fill his cup with the finest drinks
Early in the morning


Chorus


Verse Eight
Get him in an meeting with Vetinari
Get him in an meeting with Vetinari
Get him in an meeting with Vetinari
Early in a morning


Verse Nine
Send him out to arrest a Feegle,
Send him out to arrest a Feegle,
Send him out to arrest a Feegle
Early in the morning.


Chorus


Verse Ten
Just ask why cause we’re never sober
Just ask why cause we’re never sober
Just ask why cause we’re never sober
Early in the morning


Oh oh and still he watches...