“Wish you were beer” postcard
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|“Wish you were beer” postcard|
|Description||Postcard, often considered companion to the Intergalactic postage stamp.|
|Value||10 gold coins.|
The "Wish you were beer" postcard is an artifact found in Godville. It bears an image of a scrolling banner that says “Wish you were beer,” usually over the image of the picturesque territory where it was printed.
Conceived as a “collect all 100”-style item by the enterprising W. H. O. Murphy, these artifacts are sold in packs of twenty to various tourism board offices, which sell them individually at a profitable mark-up to various tourists of the heroine or monster persuasion. Each territory, town, and famous milestone offers an associated postcard. As a result, collectors will sometimes hold swap-meets to trade duplicates for coveted additions.
Instructions for use
Write a message for a fellow hero or heroine, affix a stamp, and send it through the Godville Postal Service.
- Milestones 1, 100, 404, 502, and 1000 are all featured in the "Wish you were beer" collection.
- Since the fire, combustible collections have been moved into the annex equipped with xenon-pumped suppressant systems. Clay tablets and other non-combustible items may still be found in the main building.